Have you gotten the president yet?
73rd birthday. T
Have you gotten him a gift yet? No? Good! Queen Elizabeth gifted him a (ugh!) Book. . T I've gotten a sneak peek at a few. Here you go.
Happy birthday, daddy dear,
Thanks from your favorite child.
Since you´ve become the president
My bank account’s gone wild!
Happy birthday, dad-in-law,
You know I am always true.
How do we get along so better?
My dad was just like you!
Kim Jung One
You are the greatest man who ever lived!
The stablest genius known!
Doesn't flattery work better on you?
Does the pope still live in Rome?
Happy birthday, my orange this!
Remember our great night of fun?
Oh youʼve forgotten now, I've told me.
Guess that happens when you get old.
Happy birthday, comrade!
I mean, my favorite guy.
The way you just what
I want, it almost makes me cry!
All that you have done for me,
I cannot count the ways.
How long is this over?
About 500 days!
Donald Trump Jr
You are indeed a special father,
That’s something I well know.
But now they may indict me.
Hey pops, where did you go?
Kelly Anne Conway
Happy birthday to my boss!
Your critics are all hacks.
So sorry that my husband, George,
is the leader of the pack!
You dont know what you're doing!
The White House is a mess!
Where do I get my info?
Hmm, can you take a guess?
I'm not saying you are a crook.
I don't say much of anything,
Cause soon I’ll have a book!
George W. Bush
Happy birthday, Donald.
Enjoy, I think you should.
To my grateful you´re the president.
You make me look good!
They want me to impeach you
So, to celebrate my usual way.
Donald, here's your clap.
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