5 Silly “Pearls” in Trump’s “Liberation” Plan
- Navigating the complexities of former President Donald Trump's tariff policies and their potential impact on the global economy can be a daunting task.
- The application of these tariffs is complicated by the legacy of colonialism, with European territories scattered across the globe now subject to varying U.S. customs duties.
- management has imposed tariffs on several French overseas territories, actions that French President Emmanuel Macron has reportedly criticized.
Trump’s Tariff Targets: From Penguins to Tiny Islands, No One is Safe

Navigating the complexities of former President Donald Trump’s tariff policies and their potential impact on the global economy can be a daunting task. A recent analysis by Politico highlights some of the more unusual targets of U.S. tariffs, spanning from remote islands to unexpected commodities.
The application of these tariffs is complicated by the legacy of colonialism, with European territories scattered across the globe now subject to varying U.S. customs duties.
French Territories Face Uneven Treatment
the U.S. management has imposed tariffs on several French overseas territories, actions that French President Emmanuel Macron has reportedly criticized. This has resulted in some French regions being either penalized or, surprisingly, benefiting compared to mainland France and other EU exporters.
Guadeloupe and Martinique in the Caribbean,French Guiana in South America,and Mayotte Island in the Indian Ocean,while formally part of the EU,face a 10% tariff – considerably lower than the 20% applied to the rest of France.
However, Réunion, a volcanic island also in the Indian Ocean and with the same legal status, is subject to a 37% tariff, exceeding the rate for both France and the broader EU.
St. Pierre & Miquelon and Lesotho: Unexpectedly High Tariffs
The archipelago of St. Pierre & Miquelon, a small French territory near Canada, faces a maximum U.S. tariff of 50%.Lesotho, a small landlocked country in southern Africa, faces the same high tariff. This rate is higher than the 34% applied to goods from China.
Data suggests a possible rationale for the St. Pierre & Miquelon tariff: U.S. Census Bureau data indicates $3.4 million in exports from the islands to the U.S. in 2023, with no corresponding imports.
Penguin penalties: Tariffs on Remote Islands
The Trump administration’s tariffs also extend to the Australian territories of Heard and McDonald Islands,whose primary inhabitants are penguins. The imposition of a 10% tariff on these uninhabited islands sparked widespread amusement online.
penguins under european jurisdiction are also affected. The Falkland Islands,a UK overseas territory,has a penguin-to-human ratio of approximately 300:1. Despite this, a 41% tariff has been imposed on the islands, while the United Kingdom itself faces a lower 10% tariff.
Seals Escape the Worst
Jan Mayen, a Norwegian island northeast of Iceland with a small population of meteorologists and military personnel, faces a 10% tariff, despite having a minimal economy. Seals significantly outnumber the human population.
Spitsbergen (Svalbard), another Norwegian territory in the Arctic, is also subject to U.S. tariffs. Coal mining, once a major industry, is declining, with the last mine scheduled to close this year. Tourism now employs most of the island’s 3,000 residents.
the U.S. had a trade surplus of $400,000 with Spitsbergen and Jan Mayen in 2024.The seals of Spitsbergen can now focus on their natural activities rather than international trade.
Norway as a whole faces a 16% tariff.
Curaçao’s Conundrum
Curaçao,a former Dutch colony in the Caribbean,remains part of the Kingdom of the Netherlands as an overseas country and territory (OCT),but is not part of the EU’s internal market. As an OCT area, Curaçao has access to the EU market.
The reasons for including Curaçao on the tariff lists remain unclear. The U.S.had a surplus of nearly $800 million with Curaçao in 2024, exporting petroleum products, automotive goods, and electronics. The island faces a 10% tariff, lower than the 20% imposed on the Netherlands and the rest of the EU.
The Tariff Calculation Method
James Surowiecki, author of “The Wisdom of Crowds,” suggests the U.S. tariff calculation method is based on a simple formula.
Surowiecki suggests that rather than being based on tariff rates or non-tariff barriers, the White house simply took the trade deficit with each country and distributed it across that country’s exports to the U.S.
However, in cases like Curaçao or Jan Mayen, wich either have a surplus with the U.S. or have no permanent population, the rationale for these “reciprocal” tariffs remains questionable.
