Kimmel Offers Trump Awards to Remove ICE from Minnesota

jimmy Kimmel has a tempting offer for Donald Trump.⁢ After Venezuelan opposition leader María ⁣Corina Machado gave her ⁣Nobel Peace prize to the president⁣ yesterday, Kimmel attempted to bribe Trump⁤ with his choice⁢ of any of the ⁤awards Kimmel has won over the years.

“Trump loves awards,” Kimmel said. “Giving him an award seems⁣ like the only way to get him to do anything. And⁢ with that said, Mr. President, I have an offer I think you’ll find tough to refuse. If you, and only⁣ if, you agree to pull ICE out of Minneapolis and put them back at the borders where they⁣ belong, I am prepared ⁣to offer you one of the ⁤following trophies that I⁣ have been honored with over the years.”

Kimmel ⁤showcased a red velour stand lined with numerous awards,including a Daytime Emmy,a‍ Clio,a Webby,and a Writers Guild Award. “Or,” Kimmel added, ⁣”best of all, I’m willing to hand over my 2015⁣ Soul Train Award for White Person of the Year.”

“The choice is yours,” Kimmel said. “I will personally deliver any or even all of these to the Oval Office in exchange for leaving the people ‍of Minneapolis alone.”

Kimmel recounted Machado’s visit to Washington, D.C. “Trump said ⁣Machado was coming to the White House to pay her regards to our country,” ⁢Kimmel said.