Top 30 Funniest Tweets from November 2024 to Brighten Your Day
This November has been full of laughs. Here are some of the funniest tweets to brighten your day:
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@ruraljurormovie: “Have constructed such a parasocial imagined relationship with my gym crush that I just approached him in public and asked him how his week was despite us having never spoken.” Read more (November 12, 2024)
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@victoriaedel: Link to Tweet
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@yohjiyamajoto: Link to Tweet
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@joserloser: “Absolutely insane what a good hotdog can do to your mood.” Read more (November 8, 2024)
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@ShadesOfElias: “Why being a werewolf just sound awful. No immortality, no magic powers, just a hairy beast that breeds.” Read more (November 9, 2024)
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@grantisdumb: “To the random girl who tickled my armpit last night at the LCD Soundsystem concert when I put my hands in the air to cheer… what the hell is the matter with you.” Read more (November 9, 2024)
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@jewcyydiva: “When I asked this man what he likes to do and he said Wingstop.” Read more (November 9, 2024)
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@alvaro_coded: “The first time I watched g*y p**n, I was twelve years old. I watched it on my Amazon Kindle repeatedly for weeks. But eventually, the panic began to set in. I did not know how to delete my search history, so I took my dad’s weights and smashed my Kindle to smithereens.” Read more (November 9, 2024)
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@megannn_lynne: “Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to read restaurant menus online.” Read more (November 8, 2024)
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@nuttyness: Link to Tweet
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@lizthedamnszn: Link to Tweet
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@angxlmartinez: “Today my friend taught me the important distinction between a nerd (academically smart), geek (has niche interests), loser (negative energy), dork (no rizz but still endearing), and dweeb (bullied in high school but got hot). Women are infinite fountains of knowledge.” Read more (November 7, 2024)
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@amor_fatti: “Women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, English literature, ghost stories, music).” Read more (November 7, 2024)
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@mrsbellabankss: “I’m okay with being single but at night??? And when I’m drunk??? That’s too much.” Read more (November 2, 2024)
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@jynxbby: “If I text you ‘🪗’ it means you better start acting accordingly.” Read more (November 2, 2024)
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@DOLLDILAH: “When my daughters get older and finally get to wear my vintage archive Fashion Nova pieces.” Read more (November 2, 2024)
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@eshalakundala: Link to Tweet
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@kuchikkiii: Link to Tweet
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@BassieHuma: “Just my luck – y’all won’t guess who I got again this morning. Mr. Yappington himself, literally as I stepped in he said ‘I’m so glad we can finish our conversation from yesterday.’ NOOOOOOOOO.” Read more (November 15, 2024)
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@skyeeebby: “Someone at the dog park said ‘good girl’ and I looked.” Read more (November 14, 2024)
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@iconnnorpop: “We are in a crisis of people just not sitting in their assigned seats at AMC theaters.” Read more (November 14, 2024)
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@goodboygremlin: Link to Tweet
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@joanieinthealps: Link to Tweet
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@AlolanEggs: “Guy who doesn’t respect the walkie talkie rules: Ugh, I’m so hungover. Guy who does: Really? Over.” Read more (November 11, 2024)
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@ayeejuju: Link to Tweet
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@oomfship: “I’ve been telling myself to lock in for 15 consecutive weeks.” Read more (November 18, 2024)
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@JacolbyDeshun: “Come bounce on it as friends though.” Read more (November 8, 2024)
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@AGPepperr: “Your twenties are for finding out the mask you learned to protect yourself as a child is slowly destroying you as an adult.” Read more (November 3, 2024)
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@dive_nn: Link to Tweet
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@letkclive: Link to Tweet
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@erf2trin: Link to Tweet
- @cowboybecsbop: “Requesting Jan 6 off from work just to make HR wonder.” Read more (November 6, 2024)
Enjoy these tweets and don’t forget to follow the accounts for more laughs!