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Trixie Mattel’s Storytime with Kids‍ Turns Into Eric Trump Book-Trashing Session

Even with iconic drag queen Trixie Mattel reading Eric Trump‘s new book, kids still aren’t amused by it.

During a recent segment on ⁣ Jimmy Kimmel Live!, the former RuPaul’s Drag Race winner hosted a storytime‌ with several children, but it ultimately ended with her⁤ and the kids literally trashing President donald Trump‘s son’s book,Under Siege: My Family’s Fight to save Our ⁤Nation.

“Do I‌ scare any of you?” Trixie first asked the kids, to which one confidently responded, “No. You just look amazing. Why would that be scary?”

After asking the group which book they wanted her to read, quipping, “This is, after all, a‌ democracy,” she clarified, “As of this morning, it’s still a democracy. I’m ⁤not⁣ sure.”

Mattel then read a passage from Under Siege:‌ “Donald Trump is certainly⁣ unconventional. He’s ⁤certainly not politically correct. He also has ⁤a heart of gold and is ⁤the greatest father a ​son or daughter could ever have.”

One ⁤child⁤ promptly interjected, saying, “OK, I’mma stop you right there.Instead of skipping this page, we should skip the⁣ entire book. No, instead, we should skip the entire storytime and just go straight to lunch because I’m pretty hungry right now.”

Mattel continued, reading ‌another passage:⁢ “How is it that my father, who spent over four decades in the public eye, never⁣ once​ received a speeding ticket, triumphed