Updated Rules for Children at Our Brewery
- We here at Davenport Brewery pride ourselves on being family-friendly,despite selling a product that children are legally barred from consuming,which we always kind of assumed meant that we...
- Having mentioned that,we've decided to institute the following rules regarding the conduct of children to help make us even more thrilled that you keep deciding to bring them...
- The increase in families visiting Davenport Brewery is a testament to the brewery's welcoming atmosphere.
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Davenport Brewery Announces New Guidelines for Children
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The Unexpected Rise in family Visits
Hello,parents! We here at Davenport Brewery pride ourselves on being family-friendly,despite selling a product that children are legally barred from consuming,which we always kind of assumed meant that we would attract an exclusively adult clientele.but I guess we were wrong about that, and we are thrilled that so many of you are deciding to bring yoru young children with you on your weekend-afternoon trips to our taproom. Seriously, just thrilled about it-all of us! Even that one bartender who you swore kept giving you dirty looks after your toddler dumped three bowls of our complimentary mini-pretzels on the floor and started stomping them into pretzel dust, inspiring all of the other toddlers at the brewery to do likewise. actually,especially that one bartender!
Having mentioned that,we’ve decided to institute the following rules regarding the conduct of children to help make us even more thrilled that you keep deciding to bring them with you in quantities that cause us to question whether all of those statistics about declining birth rates are actually true. Please ensure that your offspring follow thes guidelines on your next visit:
New Guidelines for Children at Davenport Brewery
- Children must be supervised at all times.
- Supervised by you, just to be clear. Not by the waitress-currently carrying a tray of very full pint glasses and curly fries over to the bachelor party at table nineteen-who you think looks trustworthy enough.
- We know that many of our beers have extremely child-friendly labels featuring unicorns, kittens, and rainbows, but we cannot stress enough that this does not mean that your children are allowed to drink them. We’re honestly not sure why we’re allowed to put these types of images on our beers, either, but here we are.
- Please refrain from allowing your children to build forts out of empty kegs.It’s a safety hazard, and frankly, it’s disruptive to our delivery schedule.
- While we appreciate your children’s enthusiasm for our live music, please discourage them from attempting to join the band on stage.
- Mini-pretzels are for eating, not for creating abstract art on the floor.
Understanding the Brewery’s Viewpoint
The increase in families visiting Davenport Brewery is a testament to the brewery’s welcoming atmosphere. However, maintaining a safe and enjoyable environment for all patrons requires clear expectations.These guidelines are not intended to discourage families from visiting,but rather to ensure a positive experience for everyone.
Potential Impacts and Considerations
These new rules aim to address several potential issues:
- Safety: Ensuring children are supervised minimizes the risk of accidents.
- Service Quality: