Sabrina Carpenter’s Boyfriend Preferences Revealed in SNL Bit

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Sabrina‍ CarpenterS “Tall, Plain Boyfriend”⁢ Sketch on‌ SNL: A Viral Moment

Sabrina Carpenter ​ is a tidy 5′⁤ tall. Which might⁣ explain why she’s‌ looking for a sky-high king in a sketch that got cut from her ​hosting/performing‍ stint⁣ on Saturday Night Live last weekend. The “Tall, ⁢Plain Boyfriend” bit starts out‍ with Carpenter on a date​ with new cast member jeremy Culhane, who ⁤is just boring her to tears with ‌his dumb stories.

After faking a laugh, Carpenter looks to camera ​and‌ admits,⁢ “Dating ‌can be tough. Some guys try too hard to ⁢be funny or interesting. Especially the little ones.” Cut to Culhane‍ doing lame‍ bits with⁤ chopsticks as​ walrus teeth.

“It feels⁣ like ‌they’re doing the⁢ most. But sometimes, you just ‍want less. So that’s why I ‌switched to Tall, ⁣Plain Boyfriend,” she​ says with a smile, walking over to a towering box, whose cover she removes to reveal vanilla vision Ben Marshall, who ‌recently got bumped up from his gig as part‍ of the Please Don’t​ Destroy digital short trio⁤ to featured‍ cast member.

“No‌ drama, no personality, just ​a long body⁤ with ⁣hair on head,” she says. ⁣”All the girlies will be jealous.” ‍Asked what he does for a living, Carpenter brags that her beloved tall stack is “6’5″” and that’s all he needs to do. As for where⁤ he grew up, well, see previous. ‍His ⁤name? Who⁤ cares, did she mention that he’s 6’5″?

The best ⁣part? Tall,⁣ Plain Boyfriend comes with some of the best ⁢”lukewarm” takes about ​everything. sleeping? “Feels so good when you’re tired.” Life? It’s crazy, but “dogs are so fun,” right?⁣ And‍ you know ⁢it, opening presents on Christmas.

The sketch quickly gained traction online, particularly on platforms​ like TikTok and X ⁢(formerly Twitter), ⁢with users sharing clips ⁣and reacting to the humor. Many found the ‍concept relatable, sparking conversations about dating preferences and the frequently enough-overlooked appeal of ⁤a partner who is simply…there. ⁤ The sketch’s simplicity is its strength, ‌resonating‌ with a wide audience.