Sabrina Carpenter’s Boyfriend Preferences Revealed in SNL Bit
- Which might explain why she's looking for a sky-high king in a sketch that got cut from her hosting/performing stint on Saturday Night Live last weekend.
- After faking a laugh, Carpenter looks to camera and admits, "Dating can be tough.
- So that's why I switched to Tall, Plain Boyfriend," she says with a smile, walking over to a towering box, whose cover she removes to reveal vanilla vision...
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Sabrina CarpenterS “Tall, Plain Boyfriend” Sketch on SNL: A Viral Moment
Sabrina Carpenter is a tidy 5′ tall. Which might explain why she’s looking for a sky-high king in a sketch that got cut from her hosting/performing stint on Saturday Night Live last weekend. The “Tall, Plain Boyfriend” bit starts out with Carpenter on a date with new cast member jeremy Culhane, who is just boring her to tears with his dumb stories.
After faking a laugh, Carpenter looks to camera and admits, “Dating can be tough. Some guys try too hard to be funny or interesting. Especially the little ones.” Cut to Culhane doing lame bits with chopsticks as walrus teeth.
“It feels like they’re doing the most. But sometimes, you just want less. So that’s why I switched to Tall, Plain Boyfriend,” she says with a smile, walking over to a towering box, whose cover she removes to reveal vanilla vision Ben Marshall, who recently got bumped up from his gig as part of the Please Don’t Destroy digital short trio to featured cast member.
“No drama, no personality, just a long body with hair on head,” she says. ”All the girlies will be jealous.” Asked what he does for a living, Carpenter brags that her beloved tall stack is “6’5″” and that’s all he needs to do. As for where he grew up, well, see previous. His name? Who cares, did she mention that he’s 6’5″?
The best part? Tall, Plain Boyfriend comes with some of the best ”lukewarm” takes about everything. sleeping? “Feels so good when you’re tired.” Life? It’s crazy, but “dogs are so fun,” right? And you know it, opening presents on Christmas.
The sketch quickly gained traction online, particularly on platforms like TikTok and X (formerly Twitter), with users sharing clips and reacting to the humor. Many found the concept relatable, sparking conversations about dating preferences and the frequently enough-overlooked appeal of a partner who is simply…there. The sketch’s simplicity is its strength, resonating with a wide audience.
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